7 Fun Riddles for Christians

1. God made Adam and Eve perfect and without belly buttons. So…
Where did umbilical cords come from if they were not God’s original design? Did they evolve?
2. If your God is greater than me, why can I improve his morality with a pair of scissors?
“Make slaves of those around you, also their children” – Yahweh

3. WHY DID JESUS NOT GET WHAT HE PRAYED FOR AT GETHSEMANE?

“If you have faith even as small as a mustard seed….nothing will be impossible for you.” – JESUS (Matthew 17:20)
Yet at Gethsemane, Jesus’ prayer failed.
“If it is possible, let this cup pass” – JESUS  (Matthew 26:39)
The cup did not pass. Was Jesus lacking in faith?
4. JESUS – HATE YOUR PARENTS SO THEY CAN HAVE YOU KILLED“Hate your father and mother or you are not worthy of me” – JESUS (Luke 14:26)“Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death.’” – JESUS (Matthew 15:3)

5. PREPARE FOR TOMORROW – WAIT – NO! IGNORE TOMORROW!
“Sanctify yourselves against tomorrow…” (Numbers 11:18)
“Give no thought for tomorrow…” JESUS (Matthew 6:34)

6. WHAT WAS JESUS CHRIST’S REAL NAME?
The prophecy said “They shall call him Immanuel” but nobody ever did.
Jesus in Hebrew means “savior”
Christ in Greek means “Messiah”
These are identifiers – not names. So what was Jesus’ real name? Did he have one?

7. WHY DID NOAH DELIBERATELY PRESERVE THE WRONG LIVING THINGS?
Anthrax, Smallpox and Polio are living things. Gee, thanks Noah.
God would rather drown innocent puppies and bunnies
than destroy the true evils of the earth: Viruses and bad bacteria

– ATHEIST MAX

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I'm a former Christian who became Atheist in middle age. My blog is a journal of how I lost religion and discovered a better life. For Peace, Civility and the Separation of Church and State
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One Response to 7 Fun Riddles for Christians

  1. Stacey says:

    Answering your riddles

    Aethist Max asked: 1. God made Adam and Eve perfect and without belly buttons. So…
    Where did umbilical cords come from if they were not God’s original design? Did they evolve?

    God’s word says:
    “…Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.

    Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit (Proverbs 26:4-5 KJV)…”

    “…And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat (Genesis 3:12 KJV)…”

    “…Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee (Genesis 3:16 KJV)…”

    Aethist Max asked:
    2. If your God is greater than me, why can I improve his morality with a pair of scissors?
    “Make slaves of those around you, also their children” – Yahweh

    God says:

    “..thou canst not make one hair white or black (Matthew 5:36 KJV)…”

    “…Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding (Job 38:4 KJV)…”

    3. WHY DID JESUS NOT GET WHAT HE PRAYED FOR AT GETHSEMANE?

    “If you have faith even as small as a mustard seed….nothing will be impossible for you.” – JESUS (Matthew 17:20)
    Yet at Gethsemane, Jesus’ prayer failed.
    “If it is possible, let this cup pass” – JESUS (Matthew 26:39)
    The cup did not pass. Was Jesus lacking in faith?

    God’s word says:

    “…if thou be willing, remove this cup from me: nevertheless not my will, but thine, be done (Luke 22:42 KJV)…”

    “…And you, that were sometime alienated and enemies in your mind by wicked works, yet now hath he reconciled

    In the body of his flesh through death to present you holy and unblameable and unreproveable in his sight:

    If ye continue in the faith grounded and settled, and be not moved away from the hope of the gospel, which ye have heard, and which was preached to every creature which is under heaven; whereof I Paul am made a minister; (Colossians 1:21-23 KJV)…”

    Aethist Max is not asking a question here so no response is given to #4 except this “…Do ye not therefore err, because ye know not the scriptures, neither the power of God (Mark 12:24 KJV)…”

    4. JESUS – HATE YOUR PARENTS SO THEY CAN HAVE YOU KILLED “Hate your father and mother or you are not worthy of me” – JESUS (Luke 14:26)“Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death.’” – JESUS (Matthew 15:3)

    AETHIEST MAX Is not asking a question in #5. However the only statements that I can give to this is “…But ye, beloved, building up yourselves on your most holy faith, praying in the Holy Ghost,

    Keep yourselves in the love of God, looking for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life (Jude 20-21 KJV)…”

    5. PREPARE FOR TOMORROW – WAIT – NO! IGNORE TOMORROW!
    “Sanctify yourselves against tomorrow…” (Numbers 11:18)
    “Give no thought for tomorrow…” JESUS (Matthew 6:34)

    6. WHAT WAS JESUS CHRIST’S REAL NAME?
    The prophecy said “They shall call him Immanuel” but nobody ever did.
    Jesus in Hebrew means “savior”
    Christ in Greek means “Messiah”
    These are identifiers – not names. So what was Jesus’ real name? Did he have one?

    God’s Word says:

    “…and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself (Revelation 19:12 KJV)…”
    Please read John 6:29, John 14:1, John 1:1, Revelation 19:12, Luke 8:25, Isaiah 9:6, Matthew 1:23, Matthew 9:28, and John 9:41

    7. WHY DID NOAH DELIBERATELY PRESERVE THE WRONG LIVING THINGS?
    Anthrax, Smallpox and Polio are living things. Gee, thanks Noah.
    God would rather drown innocent puppies and bunnies
    than destroy the true evils of the earth: Viruses and bad bacteria

    God says:
    “…And ye shall serve the LORD your God, and he shall bless thy bread, and thy water; and I will take sickness away from the midst of thee (Exodus 23:25 KJV)…”

    “…Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee (John 5:14 KJV)…”

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